I like you. You are a special person to me and I really mean that.
Now that we are super-good friends, would you like to buy a comic book? I write comic books. No pressure, but if you don't buy my book, I will be really, really sad.
And broke.
Mostly sad, though.
In fact, I think I would have to reconsider our whole "special" friendship. Dig?
So you will visit the website for my book and maybe buy a copy? It would be oh-so wonderful if you did... ihategallantgirl.com
Thanks! You won't be disappointed.
Maybe slightly disappointed
I'm not making any promises.